Article 123 of comp.os.ms-windows.announce: Path: isc-newsserver!psinntp!psinntp!news.columbia.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!usc!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!swrinde!gatech!pitt.edu!infidel From: donatello@tmnv.com (Rich Rosen) Newsgroups: comp.os.ms-windows.announce Subject: Donatello Virus V2.0.1 available Message-ID: <1993Apr01.150238.163.comp.os.ms-windows.announce@pitt.edu> Date: 1 Apr 93 14:15:09 GMT Sender: infidel+@pitt.edu Followup-To: alt.programmer.virus Organization: Teenage Mutant Ninja Viroids, Inc. Lines: 104 Approved: infidel+@pitt.edu Version 2.0.1 of the Donatello Virus is now available. This completely rewritten version resolves the bugs found in previous versions that allowed virus interception programs to discover and eliminate Donatello from host systems. It also includes a variety of new features. This version is available for a wide variety of systems, including IBM-compatible PCs, Macintoshes (color and monochrome), Amigas, Suns, NeXTs, and C-64's. Bugs Resolved ------------- 1. Disinfectant was previously capable of detecting the presence of Donatello on PC's running DOS 6.0 and higher by examining the SKNI block and finding a count discrepancy between the number found there and the actual number of non-printable characters in a file. Donatello circumvents this by feeding garbage into the SKNI block until it explodes. 2. On Macintoshes running System 7.3 and up, Donatello attempted to overwrite all Monty Python, Star Trek, Ren & Stimpy, and Three Stooges sounds with a sample of Howard Stern belching, but an incompatibility with the format of the BURP resource resulted in the system not hanging. The system now hangs correctly during this operation. 3. Whenever the screensaver After Dark was operational in either the DOS/Windows or Macintosh environments, Donatello would cease its processing and not resume properly after the screen saver was killed by mouse movement. A minor incompatibility was present that led to the screen saver being activated while Donatello searched for its presence on the system. Once After Dark had been activated, Donatello would discontinue its search (and destroy) operations. To extricate it from this vicious circle, the search order has been revised so that After Dark is checked for first (preceded only by checks for the presence of virus detection agents). If it is found, the screen pattern selected by the user is replaced with annoying flashing lights and deafening noises (where sound capability is available). This causes the users to disable After Dark themselves, allowing Donatello to continue processing undeterred. 4. Donatello's attempt to replace all icons with chickens did not work properly in Open Look and Motif environments. It seems that putting the mask over the chicken created the exact pattern necessary to cause local netnews software to post an article attributed to the user to the newsgroup alt.personals.bondage asking if there are "any real men out there who can tame me". While this was considered by many to be a feature, it was easily traced back so that the presence of Donatello on the system was readily detected. Donatello has been fixed so that the article is now attributed to your boss. New Features ------------ 1. Cray support has been enhanced. Previously Donatello tried to overload the machine using that old Star Trek trick of telling the system to compute the value of pi. This has been augmented by having it check to see if anyone else on the system is already doing this, and then screwing it up by inserting people's phone numbers randomly into the digit stream. 2. After numerous requests, Donatello will now run on the Commodore VIC-20. We're not sure what damage it could actually do there, but we are currently working on having it "manually" create things that are worth overwriting. 3. Amigas and Macintoshes connected to Video Toasters now cause the Video Toaster to eject Video Poptarts. Where Available ---------------- Donatello V2.0.1 is available at a number of FTP archive sites throughout the internet. Due to major enhancements to the code, Donatello will be installed on your system automatically as it is transferred via FTP, no matter what sort of machine you are on. Those without FTP access can send e-mail to: smegma@cromag.oyvay.tw You will receive a mail bounce message since this is a totally bogus address, but thanks to Donatello daemons already installed on most name servers throughout the internet, your request will be detected and Donatello will be e-mailed to you directly, along with instructions on how to install it. (The act of reading the instructions online from within most mail readers will cause Donatello to be installed.) The most reliable sources for the latest version of Donatello are listed below. Included are the site name, the file name, and the description attached to it in the readme files . bruce.woolamaloo.edu.au /pub/util/philo/rules/rule#1.Z (Description: list of rules for department of philosophy, #1...) dirtbag.scum.com /pub/games/scrotum/scrotum-20.Z (Description: the latest version of the game Scrotum, have a ball...) ready-aim-fire.sanford.anson.edu /pub/tv/gilligan/text/PLEEEEZ.README! (Description: the scripts of the lost episodes of Gilligan's Island) Distribution ------------ The authors of Donatello are members of the SPA (Software Piraters Association) and strongly encourage copies of Donatello to be made and distributed freely. However, Donatello *is* shareware. Do not forget to pay your shareware fee. Failure to do so will mean that you will not get the latest and greatest available releases of Donatello sent directly to you, since we will not have the necessary information (internet address, root password, etc.) that you provide to us on your registration form. (It should be noted that Version 2.0.2 will fill out and e-mail this registration form to us automatically. Expected availability: 4/1/93.)